Double Dexter

Double Dexter Book

America’s most-read, most-watched, and most-beloved serial killer—Dexter Morgan—is back.

 Dexter Morgan is not your average serial killer. He enjoys his day job as a blood spatter analyst for the Miami Police Department… but he lives for his nighttime hobby of hunting other killers. Dexter is therefore not pleased to discover that someone is shadowing him, observing him, and copying his methods. Dexter is not one to tolerate displeasure… in fact, he has a knack for extricating himself from trouble in his own pleasurable way. 

Like the previous five best-selling novels in the Dexter series, Double Dexter showcases the witty, macabre originality that has propelled Jeff Lindsay to international success. Double Dexter is raucously entertaining… full of smart suspense and dark laughs.   

roared into my lungs and out through my veins, calling my name
with a thundering whisper of welcome and urging me on into the
purring darkness, and we hurried to the car to ride away to
happiness. But as we opened the car door and put one foot in,
some small acid niggle twitched at our coattails and we paused;
something was not right, and the frigid glee of our purpose slid off
our back and onto the pavement like old snakeskin.
Something was not right.
I looked around me in the hot and humid Miami night. The
neighborhood was just as it had always been; no sudden threat
had sprung from the row of one-story houses with their toy-littered
yards. There was nothing moving on our street, no one lurking in
the shadows of the hedge, no rogue helicopter swooping down to
strafe me—nothing. But still I heard that nagging trill of doubt.
I took in a slow lungful of air through my nose. There was nothing
to smell beyond the mingled odors of cooking, the tang of distant
rainfall, the whiff of rotting vegetation that always lurked in the
South Florida night.
So what was wrong? What had set the tinny little alarm bells to
clattering when I was finally out the door and free? I saw nothing,
heard nothing, smelled nothing, felt nothing—but I had learned to
trust the pesky whisper of warning, and I stood there unmoving,
unbreathing, straining for an answer.
And then a low row of dark clouds rumbled open overhead and
revealed a small slice of silvery moon—a tiny, inadequate moon, a
moon of no consequence at all, and we breathed out all the doubt.
Of course—we were used to riding out into the wicked gleam of a
full and bloated moon, slicing and slashing to the open-throated
sound track of a big round choir in the sky. There was no such
beacon overhead tonight, and it didn’t seem right somehow to
gallop off into glee without it. But tonight was a special session, an
impromptu raid into a mostly moonless evening, and in any case it
must be done, would be done—but done as a solo cantata this
time, a cascade of single notes without a backup singer. This
small and wimpish quarter-moon was far too young to warble, but
we could do very well without it, just this once.
And we felt the bright and chilly purpose close back around us;
there was no lurking danger, only an absence of moon. There was
no reason to pause, no reason to wait, and every reason to ride
away into the velvet dark of a Bonus Evening.
We climb into the driver’s seat of the car and start the engine. It
is no more than a five-minute drive back to the neighborhood of
the moldering apartment building and the small crummy house.
We drive past it slowly and carefully, looking for any sign that
things are not as they should be, and we find none. The street is
empty now. The one streetlight half a block away flickers off and
on, casting a dim blue glow rather than any real brightness. Other
than that the only light in this tiny-mooned night comes from the
windows of the apartment building, a matching purple halo from
each window, a dozen televisions all tuned to the pointless, empty,
idiotic unreality of the same reality show, everyone watching in
vacuous lockstep as true reality cruises slowly past outside licking
its chops.
The dirty little house shows one faint light in a front window halfcovered
with vines, and the old Honda is still there, tucked into the
shadows. We drive past and circle halfway around the block and
park in the darkness beneath a huge banyan tree. We get out, lock
the car, and stand for just a moment, sniffing the breeze of this very
dark and suddenly wonderful night. A light wind moves the leaves
in the tree overhead, and far off on the horizon, lightning flickers in
a huge black pillow of clouds. A siren wails in the distance, and a
little closer a dog barks. But near at hand nothing stirs and we take
a deep and cooling breath of the shadowy night air and let our
awareness slide out and around us, feeling the stillness and the
lack of any lurking danger. All is right, all is ready, all is just what it
should be, and we can wait no longer.
It is time.
Slowly, carefully, casually, we slip our small gym bag over one
shoulder and walk back to the crumbling house, just an ordinary
guy coming home from the bus stop.
Halfway down the block, a large old car lurches around the
corner and for just a second its headlights light us up. It seems to
hesitate for half a second, leaving us uncomfortably illuminated,
and we pause, blinking in the unwanted light. Then there is the
sudden bang of a backfire from the car, accompanied by a
strange rattling sound as a piston knocks in unison with a loose
bumper, and the car speeds up and rolls past us harmlessly and
disappears around the corner up ahead. It is quiet once more and
there is no other sign of life in this fine dark night.
We stroll on and no one sees our perfect imitation of normal
strolling, no one anywhere close is watching anything but the TV,
and each step brings us closer to joy. We can feel the rising tide of
wanting it, needing it, knowing it will be soon, and we very carefully
keep our steps from showing our eagerness as we approach the
house and stroll past it and into the darkness of the giant hedge
that hides the Honda and now hides us.
And here we pause, looking out from our near-invisible spot
beside the rusting car, and we think. We have wanted this so very
much and now we are here and we will do it and nothing can stop
that but—this is different. It is not just the lack of a moon that
makes us hesitate and stand in the shadows and stare thoughtfully
at the awful little cottage. And it is no sudden change of heart or
twinge of conscience or any kind of doubt in the heartless,
conscience-less darkness of our purpose. No. It is this: There are
two people inside and we want only one. We need to, we must, we
will, take and tape our Witness and do to him all the many
wonderful things that we have waited too long to do to him but—
That second person. A. The ex-wife.
What do we do with her?
We cannot leave her to watch and then tell. But to tumble her
away, too, into the long forever night is against the Code of Harry,
against all the very reasonable well-deserved Wickedness we
have always done and hope to always do. This is unearned,
unsanctioned, messy, collateral damage. It is wrong, we cannot—
but we must. But we can’t— We take a deep relaxing breath. Of
course we must. There is no other way. We will tell her we are very
sorry, and we will make it quick for her, but we must, just this one
very naughty and regrettable time, we absolutely must.
And so we will. We look carefully at the house, making sure that
all is right. One minute, then two, we do nothing at all except stand
and wait and watch, trickling all our senses out into the street
around us, the small yard of this dingy little house, watching and
waiting for any slight sign that we are being watched, and there is
nothing. We are alone in a world of dark longing that will very soon
burst out into bliss and carry us along to the happy and necessary
ending of this oh-so-lovely night.
Three minutes, five—there is no sign of danger, and we can wait
no more. And we take one more cool and steadying breath and
then we slide deeper into the shadows of the hedge, stalking back
toward the fence that blocks the backyard. A quick and silent vault
over the fence, a momentary pause to be absolutely sure that we
are unobserved, and then we are cat-footing along the side of the
house. Nothing can possibly see us except from the two small
windows, one of them up high on the wall and made of pebbled
glass, a bathroom. The other window is small and cranked open
six inches and we stop a few feet away from it and look inside.
There is a faint glow of light showing in this window, coming
from some interior room, but there is no sound and no sign of any
living thing. We open our bag, take out our gloves, and pull them
on. We are ready, and we move on past the window and into the
The back edge of the yard is completely blocked by a fence that
is overgrown with young bamboo. The shoots are slim, but already
ten feet tall, and we cannot be seen from this side either and we
breathe easier. On the back side of the house a little brick patio
nudges up against a sliding glass door. Grass grows up shin-high
between the bricks, and a rusted round grill is pushed to one
edge, missing one wheel and tilting drunkenly over. Again we
pause, staring into the house through the glass of the sliding door.
Nothing moves inside, and a first gray finger of doubt pokes into
our ribs; is anyone home? Have we come so far and been so very
ready, all for nothing?
Slowly, carefully, we move closer onto the bricks and then up to
the sliding glass door, where we wait, looking and listening and
sniffing the air for anything at all—and there is nothing.
We put a hand on the metal rim of the door and push with
carefully increasing pressure; the door moves. We slide it open an
inch, six inches, two feet, taking half a minute to make sure there is
no sound and no reaction from inside. Three feet open and we
stop and wait one more cautious moment and again there is
nothing and so we slip in through the door and tug it closed behind
We stand in a kitchen: a rusted refrigerator in the corner next to
an old stove, a cracked Formica counter with a cupboard above it,
a stained and dirty sink with a dripping faucet. The room is unlit,
but through a doorway in the far wall we can see a faint gleam of
light in the next room. A whispered tickle of warning begins to
prickle up our spine and we know there is something there,
something in that room in the light. And now all of our focus is
forward, into that next room, and the nylon noose is in our hand as
we glide slowly across the floor toward the light with a near-drool
of anticipation and the glee surges up inside at the thought of what
now must come as we stalk silently to the doorway and look
carefully around the doorframe and into the next room at what is
waiting in that one small halo of light and we pause and peek into
the room and—
Everything stops.
No breath, no thought, no movement. Nothing but stunned and
automatic denial.
This can’t be. It just can’t. No way, not here, not now, not this—
we are not seeing this, not at all, we can’t be seeing any such
thing; it’s impossible, wrong, not in the script—
But there it is. It does not move and it does not change and it is
what it certainly is:
It is a table under a single dim hanging bulb. An old and
unremarkable metal table from some thrift shop, with a chipped
white finish. And spread across the tabletop in neat bundles is
something that used to be a human being. The body has been
carefully sliced and sectioned and stacked into orderly piles and it
is all so very perfect and exactly as it should be and it spins me
into an unreal moment of totally familiar and totally impossible
comfort because I know just what it is—but it cannot possibly be
that and I look and I look and it still is that, exactly that.
It is a body prepared for disposal after a long and lovely session
with a knife and a need and it is familiar and comforting for the
simplest of all possible reasons because this is precisely the way I
do it myself. And that is not possible because I did not do it and
there is no one else in the world who does it exactly the same way,
not even my brother, Brian, but it is there and I blink at it and look
again and it is still there and it has not changed.
And it is so impossible and so nightmare perfectly just what I
was going to do that I cannot stop myself from stepping toward it
through the doorway, pulled closer as if it was a giant magnet too
strong to resist, and I move in without breath and without seeing
anything else, step toward the thing that cannot be there even
though it so clearly is: one step, two steps—
And on the far side of the table something steps toward me out
of shadow and without a thought I whip out my knife and I jump
forward at this new menace—
And it jumps forward at me with a knife in its hand.
And I crouch and freeze with my blade raised high—
And it crouches and freezes with its blade raised high.
And in an endless moment of total disoriented teeth-bared
panic I look and I blink and I see it blink back.…
I slowly uncoil myself and stand up straight and stare and it does
exactly as I do.
It cannot do anything else …
… because it is my reflection in a large, full-length mirror. It is
me standing there looking back at me standing there looking back
Once more I am frozen, unable to think or blink or do anything
but stare at the image in the mirror, because this cannot be an
accident, any more than the perfectly arranged body on the table is
an accident. The mirror has been set up in this precise spot to do
exactly what it has done and now here I am looking at me looking
back at me over a body that only I could have done like that and I
am almost certain I did not do it but there it is and I do not know
what to do or what to think.
So I stand there in a dim tiny cone of unfeeling impossibility and
I stare at something that someone has set up just for me—just so I
will find it and do exactly what I am doing, which is nothing but
looking at it and trying not to believe that it can be at all what it truly
And slowly, finally, one skittery little thought nudges up through
the dumb muck that has poured all through my brain and it squeals
at me just loud enough for me to hear it and I blink, take one shaky
breath, and let the thought speak to me.
Who did this?
It is a good start, this tiny little thought, good enough to get one
more thought to follow it up through the mist. Only my brother,
Brian, knows my technique well enough to do this. For one
flickering moment I wonder if he did; he still wanted to have some
brotherly playtime with me. Could this be a small nudge in Dexter’s
ribs to encourage me?
But even as I think it I know that it is not possible. Brian would
ask, he would urge, he would wheedle—but he would never do
this. And other than Brian, there is no one else in the world who
has seen my work and lived …
… except my Witness, of course. That one unknown Shadow
who had seen me with Valentine and blogged his way to the head
of my list, the self-same maddening blatherer I had come here to
turn into an exact match of what I was looking at now. And as much
as it made no sense, it had to be him that had done this. He had
arranged this body in my pattern and placed a mirror on the far
side of it, and there could be no other explanation, but that led to
one more very urgent question:
I have no answer. I can still only think that this is impossible and
yet it is out of the hypothetical and into the here and now and I am
looking at it and it is as real as the knife in my hand. And I take one
more slow and helpless step toward it, as if I could make it all go
away if I could just get close enough—and on the far side of the
table, the other me takes a step forward and I jerk to a stop again
and look at me looking back at me.
There I am; I, Dexter. I raise a hand to touch my face, but it is the
hand with the knife and I stop halfway as the wicked blade comes
near my dumbly gaping face and I just look at me. Still life with
knife and numbskull. The two faces of me, Dexter the Demon and
Dexter the Dope. The face looks strange to me, like it belongs to
somebody else—but it is my face, the one I have been wearing all
these years. I stare for a long moment, frozen by the sight of me as
I really am, both of me, as if I could stare hard enough to make the
two faces come together into one real person.
I can’t, of course. I let the hand with the knife drop to my side
once more and look down at the table, stupidly hoping that the
impossible thing there would be gone. But it is still there, still real,
and still impossible. One more robot step forward and I am
standing over it and looking down at what I have come to do and
found already done. I stare at the disjointed leftovers, and for one
idiot moment a tiny hope flutters up: Was it possible that this heap
of flesh was not done by but instead done to my Shadow? Could
someone else have somehow done the happy chore for me?
I look for some clue, and from this close I can see that there are
small flaws that I would never have been guilty of. And then I see a
breast and I realize this is female, my Shadow is male, and the
small spider-footed hope scurries away and dies. This is not my
Shadow; this is someone else, and most likely his ex-wife. I move
closer. Up close I can see that this is not real quality work; right
there, the left hand, so messy at the wrist, hurried, chopped
instead of cut with Dexter-neat skill. I reach toward it with the point
of my knife and poke it to test its reality—and as I do I pause.
I have been hearing a familiar sound this last minute and it is
getting louder, and I can no longer ignore it, because it is a sound I
know very well and one that I do not want to hear right now.
It is the sound of a siren and it is absolutely coming closer.
Once again I freeze into stupid unmoving thoughtlessness. A
siren. Coming closer. To me. Here, now. To this dingy little house.
Where I am standing above a chopped-up body. With a knife in my
And finally a great sick air-raid siren of alarm begins to shriek
from the ramparts of Castle Dexter, rumbling up from its lowest,
earth-trembling note of warning and rising to a shattering scream
of panic, and we spin away from the impossibly sliced and
stacked trash on the table and in one rabbit-blink of an eye we are
out the sliding door and into the night. Without a pause for thought
we slam into and over the back fence and windmill our arms at the
bamboo, tunneling frantically through the springy shoots and falling
out face-first, into the backyard of the house on the far side.
we bounce up instantly and run at the full speed of complete panic,
slashing through the yard and into the street beyond just as an
outside light comes on in the yard where we were lying only
seconds ago.
But we are gone now, safely away and out into the street, along
a sidewalk that is just as dark and overgrown as we could wish,
and we stroke down the screaming chorus of alarm and fear and
force our legs to listen to the cool and soothing voice that says,
Slow down; act normal. We have escaped.
We do slow down, we do try to act normal, but the approaching
siren is right there on the next street now, in front of the cottage,
and its high-pitched call is winding down again to say that it has
arrived, and so in spite of the wise interior words of advice to go
slow, we walk a little faster than we should until we turn the corner
and come back to our car where it waits beneath the banyan tree.
And we slide gratefully into the driver’s seat and start the engine
and drive slowly away from the small and crumbling house of
horrors, slowly and carefully back toward the refuge of normal life.
We don’t head straight home, though; we must try to think, and we
must let the tremble leave the hands and the dry terror peel off
from the mouth as the adrenaline fades away and we slowly morph
back into something resembling a human shape before we head
back to the company of real humans, and this takes much longer
than it should. We drive south on U.S. 1, all the way down to Old
Card Sound Road, trying to think and understand and make sense
out of this surreal catastrophe of an evening—trying, and failing.
Slowly the sick wet panic drains away, but the answers don’t flow
in to take its place, and all the way home there is only one single
thought repeating endlessly through my numb and shattered brain,
one thought that tumbles and echoes through the dark stone halls
of Dexter’s Dome.
And no answer rises up to greet this thought
and so it ricochets around in brittle confusion and repeats itself
endlessly and as I finally park my car in front of my house I find that
my lips are moving and repeating this same stupid single thought:
What just happened?
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